[Verse 1]
Wave to the wizard
Standing in the snow
Now I can't see him where did he go?
Thunder and lightning
Run into a church
Bow to the evil sitting on a perch
Beware of the evil sitting on a perch

[Verse 2]
Getting on a bus
Heading for the road
Instead I get a ride on the back of a toad
Looking for dragon
Head into a cave
This is what he gets for trying to brave
This is what he gets he's buried where he lays

[Verse 3]
Trail of the beast
Sword in the stone
Following the path that leads to his home
King is in his castle
Sitting on his throne
Hiding in the tower guarded by a gnome
Hiding in the tower sitting on his own