[Intro]
I had to do it, y'all
'Cause you guys didn't know
Didn't believe me
Steve Smith's a straight up bitch
Yo, mhm

[Verse 1]
I make tons of money, I have tons of boys
When I go to the movies, I make tons of noise
I don't care about nothing, I don't clean my house
I'll kill everybody, I'm a fish named Klaus
Goldfish, they come from China
But you are what you eat, so I'm a vagina
That means I eat pussy, and I also eat food
And 7-Eleven's is especially good

[Pre-Chorus]
And these are my favorites
Chicken salad
The jerky at the counter
A cubano melt
All the different types of hot dogs
Sushi
And I gotta have a Nutri-Grain bar and Mountain Dew
[Chorus]
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
Every day, haha
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
All the time
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
Twenty-four seven, yo
Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew
Munchin' on a Nutri-Grain bar and Mountain Dew