[Intro]
I had to do it, y'all
'Cause you guys didn't know!
Didn't believe me
Steve Smith's a straight up bitch
Yo, mmh

[Verse 1]
I make tons of money, I have tons of boys
When I go to the movies, I make tons of noise
I don't care about nothing, I don't clean my house
I'll kill everybody, I'm a fish named Klaus

Goldfish, they come from China
But you are what you eat, so I'm a vagina
That means I eat [meow], and I also eat food
And 7-Eleven's is especially good

[Pre-Chorus]
And these are my favorites:
Chicken salad
The jerky at the counter
A cubano melt
All the different types of hot dogs
Sushi
And I gotta have a Nutri-Grain bar and Mountain Dew!

[Chorus]
(Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew)
(Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew)
(Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dewww)
Every day, haha

(Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew)
All the time
(Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew)
Twenty-four seven, yo
(Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dewww)
Munchin' on a Nutri-Grain bar and Mountain Dew