[Intro]
So you want me to write a song about pushing a pull door
Pullin a push-
Man I don't remember
Okay

[Verse 1]
Ayy, shawty thick as fuck, at the mall, when she walking in
I rush to the front, grab the door, like a gentleman
I pull on the handle but it stops, I'm like "what is this?"
Why won't this shit open, is it locked?
Oh no, not again...

[Chorus]
I just pushed on a pull door in front of a bad bitch
Know I look like a fool, wonder can I move past this
When I pushed on a pull door in front of bad bitch
What an embarrassing habit

[Verse 2]
Um, I do not usually do this (No)
Okay well, sometimes I do this (Maybe)
Sorry but I'm just a human (Okay)
I know I look really stupid
I promise I'm not really clueless
I promise I know how to read
She just like "why you not moving?"
[Outro]
My bad