[Intro]
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New Page, Ugh
New Sheet, Ugh
Title Budget, bitches, business
Educated
Yet street
Record the fruits
Of my hustle
On excel as I sit in this seat
I’m from Jamaica
So my knowledge must run deep

[Verse 1]
Table 1: Budget
How many houses
Do I have?
Seven
What about cars?
Five
My Tesla is never on lease
Why, cause Model S are beast
How many Yahcts?
I just bought one
It’s parked
Next to DJ Khaled’s
On
Mi-ami Beach
I’ll take it out to sea and dodge haters who like to leech
Choppers? Bet
I got two of those, I am certified AMT
So I fix my own helos
And investments where do I start?
10 million in Bitcoin and Venmo
And nunya in Denmark and Monaco

[Hook]
Not a novice you can tell
Did it all on a mac, no Dell
Yahhh, increase the decibel
Thanks to Microsoft excel
X2

[Verse 2]
Table 2
Time to organize these bitches, it’s long overdue
Ayyy, let’s do it by city
3 shorties whom I met at Disney
2 LA mammies, quite the story
Bad bitches current category
Came out the friend zone and smashed them
I de-se-rv-e all the glory
Now for my New York ladies, but if they married, sex is off the table
Sike!
Marriage is just a label. A night with me just fling, better yet just a f-f-fable

[Bridge]
Skrrrt!
5 star date, to the bodega. (Ayy yoh)
$1 amazon and a slice of pizza. (That is $2.50)
I wine and dine, my girls, to the best, I treat-a

[Hook]
Not a novice you can tell
Did it all on a mac, no Dell
Yahhhh, increase the decibel
Thanks to Microsoft excel
X2

[Verse 3]
Now on to my blessings
Table 3
Here we goo
I’d like to thank god for my strength
And warm clothes when it snows
Thank you for my family’s safety
And care for my grandparent’s souls. (*I love you grandma*)
Thank you for the teachers and mentors
Who’ve helped me develop and grow

[Hook]
Not a novice you can tell
Did it all on a mac, no Dell
Yahhhh, increase the decibel
Thanks to Microsoft excel
X2

[Outro]
Perfect!
I’ll edit this shit later
Command, S (Imagine there was a hotkey for a blowjob? Yohh, for real tho haha)