[Verse]
So if you're gonna cheat on me with the baseball team
I'm out, goddamn, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna get yelled at, sure
I'll run like hell, yeah, yeah, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna make amends with the fam and all my friends
Well shit, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna write down my thoughts
Wait, nevermind, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna love hard as I fuck up, close up
And hide away, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna eat shit today
Ain't no way there ain't a smile on my face, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna have dreams of being more obscene
Like in the magazines, I better get on it

[Refrain]
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it
And if I'm gonna build a big black box to touch myself
And no one else, I better get on it