[Intro: Lil Jesus & Marcus]
Aight bet, so Marcus let me say the N word in this song
So like, don't get upset about it
Come here Marcus, come here! Uh, what?
Did you give me permission to say the N word in this song? Yep. Aight bet

[Verse 1]
Taco Bell n***a, Burger King n***a
McDonald's n***a, Wendy's n***a
Sonic n***a, bread n***a
Egg n***a, sausage n***a
Sandwich n***a, tomato n***a
Corn n***a, beef n***a
Pasta n***a, ramen n***a
Milk n***a, pig n***a
Chicken n***a, zucchini n***a
Cranberry n***a, strawberry n***a
Cake n***a, bagel n***a
Pancake n***a, door frame n***a
Floor n***a, for sale n***a
AutoZone n***a, lampshade n***a
Outlet n***a, hoverboard n***a
N***a carpet, n***a hotel
N***a motel, n***a crayon
N***a marker (Will you stop?)
N***a Elmer's Glue n***a
Kindergarten n***a, car n***a (Alright, stop, stop)
[Verse 2]
Bike n***a
Motorbike n***a, skateboard n***a
Scooter n***a, lake n***a
River n***a, fish n***a
Shark n***a, zipper n***a
Kick Buttowski n***a, Courage the Dog n***a
Codename: Kids Next Door n***a, uh
Cabbage n***a, Alex n***a
Gunther n***a, Iron n***a
Copper n***a, swiss cheese n***a
Snickerdoodle n***a, Snickers n***a
Doorknob n***a, Twix n***a
KitKat n***a, Nik Nak n***a
(Laughter)

[Outro]
Polk-a-dot n***a, noel n***a
No L's n***a, Arby's n***a
Kmart n***a, Applebee's n***a
Clamshell n***a, AC ass n***a
Floods n***a, Rats n***a
Deodorant n***a, Stop & Shop n***a
Aromajoe's n***a, Hannaford's n***a