[Verse 1]
Hey, uncle Santa
Don't touch me there
I'm wrapping all these presents
And aunty mira's over there
You're really realy creepy
Fuckin' creeping me out
Stop looking at my boy areas
I'm gonna tell my mother

[Chorus]
Where did little Nathan go?
I haven't seen Bill
Maybe they went outside to play
I'm getting worried, where would they go?

[Verse 1]
Hey, uncle Santa
Please untie my wrists
I'm really scared, I pissed my pants
And everyone is freaking out
You're really realy creepy
Fuckin' creeping me out
Stop looking at my boy areas
Why are you rubbing your pants so hard?

[Chorus] x2
Where did little Nathan go?
I haven't seen Bill
Maybe they went outside to play
I'm getting worried, where would they go?

[Bridge]
Hey, uncle Santa
Please untie my wrists
Why are you rubbing your pants so hard?
Where did you get that knife and dildo?

[Chorus] x2
Where did little Nathan go?
I haven't seen Bill
Maybe they went outside to play
I'm getting worried, where would they go?