[Verse 1]
Got nothing but whiskey in the kitchen
Gonna get shit-faced tonight
Got no money for bills or food
But I got whiskey tonight

[Chorus]
Hell yeah, I'm getting drunk on whiskey
Hell yeah, whoops I'm already tipsy
Hell yeah, I think I pissed myself and vomited
Hell fuckin' yeah, nothing but whiskey

[Verse 2]
Got nothing in the kitchen but whiskey, bitch
Gonna get shit-faced tonight
Got no money for food or bills
But I got whiskey tonight

[Chorus]
Hell yeah, I'm getting drunk on whiskey
Hell yeah, whoops I'm already tipsy
Hell yeah, I think I pissed myself and vomited
Hell fuckin' yeah, nothing but whiskey

[Bridge]
Got nothing but whiskey in the kitchen
Gonna get shit-faced tonight
Got no money for bills or food
But fuck yeah, I got whiskey tonight!

[Chorus] x2
Hell yeah, I'm getting drunk on whiskey
Hell yeah, whoops I'm already tipsy
Hell yeah, I think I pissed myself and vomited
Hell fuckin' yeah, nothing but whiskey