[Verse 1]
Hello Jeffrey
I am so acoustic
Come here and touch me
Under this door frame that this random mistletoe is hanging from

[Pre-Chorus]
I feel my pussy
It is so acoustic
Under this mistletoe
I am a mistlehoe

[Chorus]
In my mouth or in my ass
I really don't care just fuck me up
(Yeah, fuck me up)
Shit and piss if that's what you're into
Mistlehoe
(Acoustic!)

[Verse 2]
I am a mistlehoe
Under this mistletoe
Santa I'm on my knees
And I'm ready to blow

[Pre-Chorus]
I feel my asshole
With my fingers
And then a fist
It's really acoustic

[Chorus] x2
In my mouth or in my ass
I really don't care just fuck me up
(Yeah, fuck me up)
Shit and piss if that's what you're into
Mistlehoe
(Acoustic!)

[Bridge]
I am a mistlehoe
Under this mistletoe
Santa I'm on my knees
And I'm ready to blow
(Your fat Santa cock!)

[Pre-Chorus]
I feel my asshole
With my fingers
And then a fist
It's really wet and acoustic

[Chorus] x2
In my mouth or in my ass
I really don't care just fuck me up
(Yeah, fuck me up)
Shit and piss if that's what you're into
Mistlehoe
(Acoustic!)

A-a-a-acoustic!