[Intro]
Well, well, well, look who it is
Look what the dirty old dog dragged in
It's all my ex-friends

[Verse 1]
Look what the cat dragged in
A disgusting, vomited-up, piece of shit
That's right I'm talking to you bitch
You've got a fucking nerve you slut

[Chorus]
Here she is, everyone gets a ride
Take a turn on ol' mattress back
She can fit two at once
Take a turn on ol' mattress back

[Verse 2]
Did you think I wouldn't find out? you whore
Go get fucked, go get fucked, get fucked you cunt
I'm so angry with you, you're a fucking whore slut
Go get fucked, go get fucked, get fucked you cunt

[Chorus]
Here she is, everyone gets a ride
Take a turn on ol' mattress back
She can fit two at once
Take a turn on ol' mattress back

[Bridge]
Well, well, well, look who it is
Look what the dirty old dog dragged in
It's all my ex-friends
And looky here! It's the fat whore
The one that slept with my husband

[Chorus]
Here she is, everyone gets a ride
Take a turn on ol' mattress back
She can fit two at once
Take a turn on ol' mattress back
Here she is, everyone gets a ride
Take a turn on ol' mattress back
She can fit two at once
Take a turn on ol' mattress back