Chef: Now, what you need to do, is stir that until it's about the consistency of a cloud.

NASA Spokesperson: I am pleased to announce NASA's new space program, which will send a family of rats...

Dramatic Man: Yes Veronica, it's true. Your ex-husband is still alive and living in Cairo.

Yoga Instructor: Four and slide, two, three, four and reach, two, three, four and slide, two, three, four.

Chef: Now take a whisk, and really beat-

Dramatic Man: -your arthritic grandmother.
Whitney: That's rich! Especially coming from the man who was raised by-

NASA Spokesperson: -feral monkeys, which contracted Hepatitis. They, of course, had to be put down, and now we're using the rats. One NASA authority said:

Dramatic Man: Sometimes, I cry in the shower.
Veronica: Hah! You're not fooling anyone! All you've ever cared about is-

Yoga Instructor: -your glutes! You feeling a good burn in there? Now we're gonna start working your thighs,-

Chef: -and rub them down with some olive oil. That's nice. Now we're ready to put this into the oven, along with-

NASA Spokesperson: -tax payer's dollars. The president wanted it to be absolutely clear that he has no-

Yoga Instructor: -body hair! Some say yes, some say no! But don't be afraid to-