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[Intro:]

You know you're a slut when your favorite word is harder
You've learned your STD's before your ABC's
And you've been banged more than that first pipe on "Flappy Bird"
Once you reach that level... Ain't no turning back
One girl did it... She... she got that level
Here it goes another one
(Get 'em!)

[Verse:]

There's a girl that be lookin' like a hobo with
Red hair no ass and a snow globe chin
Takin' off your shirt.. Whoa! No tits!
Hop on every cock like a pogo stick
Yea I'll say her name fuckin' Kynze Loper
Stop fuckin' talkin' to me bitch we over
Walk up to me like, "Bitch, who are you?
I'd kick you in the pussy but I don't wanna lose my shoe"
Twinkle twinkle little whore
Close your legs they're not a door
"Oh please, shove it all in my ass!"
Fuck you bitch "Someone already has!"
Pussy like a credit card everybody swipe through it
Well not everybody, you think I'd do it?
I wouldn't do it for all the money in the world
She be suckin' every dude and fuckin' every girl
She probably put the "rat" in "ratchet"
Watch out for disease man you don't wanna catch it
Dude she ugly man have you seen her ass?
Salt water in her underwear to feed the crabs
Shit, you disgusting as hell
Exorcism, holy water, nothin' would help
Throw on some Febreeze cuz she smells too
Be like, "The power of Christ compels you!"
Damn right, lookin' like Emily Rose
Everything distorted, "You on ecstasy bro?"
Her face, her body, especially nose
"Oh god, please, don't sit next to me. Noooo!"
Quit playin' dawg ain't nobody like you
Every mother fucker in here wanna fight you
Yea ok, go ahead and laugh bitch
You keep talkin' that shit
You're gonna get your ass kicked
It's gon be like Bo and Luke Duke
When they scoot
Right on top of the hood of a car to a dude
To give him the boot
Every time I hear your name I immediately puke
"Kynse Loper" *coughing and choking) Ew
I can diss you with one syllable - Slut
You fuckers may call it subliminal but
You've dropped more loads than the military dude
You know we ain't talkin' bout no dingle-berry stew
We're talkin' bout cum what fun it feels lovely
Yummy put the cummy in my tummy call it butt cream
Feel the little bitty tadpoles swimmin' upstream
By the time you got a baby you'll be screamin' "Love me!"
You've been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup
Look at all the other sluts like, "Guys, catch up!"
I'm racking up dick points
We ain't even mid-point
I've been suckin' then blowin' like I got some big joints
"Kynse Loper Kynse Loper get the fuck outta my way!
We don't need some Bozo the Clown fuckin' up our day, Hey!"