[Verse 1: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
I walked up to you one day and said
"You're cute wanna go out"
And she said
"Yes without a doubt"
Skip to 9 months later
And became a hater
Dumped me for a motherfucking skater
She left me for that motherfucking tator
Got problems with me?
It's him that's taking an arrow in the knee
And I said

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Hello, Hello can you hear me?
I'm falling and I'm drowning in envy
Hello, Hello can you hear me?
Apparently with you I'm not gonna be
We'll see what happens when you fuck
With the Chain Gang
Bang, Bang, Gain, Gain

[Verse 2: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
I wake up to you packing and leaving me
"But we work great together"
"There is no "we""
You're dating him now
You understand me?
Take your luggage here
Let me give you a hand
Whoops, I missed the fucking garbage can
Go back home to your goddamn man
And I said...

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Hello, Hello can you hear me?
I'm falling and I'm drowning in envy
Hello, Hello can you hear me?
Apparently with you I'm not gonna be
We'll see what happens when you fuck
With the Chain Gang
Bang, Bang, Gain, Gain

[Verse 3: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
You call me up two months later
Begging and pleading
"He's attacking, I'm bleeding"
Fuck you skeez
You clearly wanted me to be leaving
So now won't you follow me on down
To the Super 8
So I can go and show you all real hate
Rested head, legs are spread, laying dead on the bed
And I said

[Chorus: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Hello, Hello can you hear me?
I'm falling and I'm drowning in envy
Hello, Hello can you hear me?
Apparently with you I'm not gonna be
We'll see what happens when you fuck
With the Chain Gang
Bang, Bang, Gain, Gain