[Verse 1: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Let me tell you a story
This is a story of a little boy and girl
Who made a so-called miracle
It's spiritual, she turned it on and
It sounded like a power drill
She was like
"Please, Phil"
And he said
"If I can avoid being killed I'll do it"
And 10 minutes later
He spilled it
And filled it
And she said that he killed it
And then she took a test
And said "Oh shit"

[Hook: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
New Developments
(When you lay in your bed)
New Developments
(When you say gimme head)
New Developments
(You're gonna wanna be dead)
(Enjoy the show)

[Verse 2: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
He said
"What babe, is there a problem?"
She said
"Maybe just a little bit
That's why I just said oh shit"
She wanted to fall
Unresponsive
He feared that
The test was positive
She said
"We need to track the development"
And he said
"Yeah, as if"

[Hook: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
New Developments
(When you lay in your bed)
New Developments
(When you say gimme head)
New Developments
(You're gonna wanna be dead)
(Enjoy the show)

[Verse 3: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
So the next day
They went to the doctor
And he said
"I'm glad it wasn't rape"
He was their superhero
In a motherfuckin' cape
He said
"We need to escape
Shit, no wait they
Got that on tape"
He started to vape
And she started to faint
She was no longer a saint (a saint)
There was no time left
To erase it
And it was time for them to face it
Head on, headstrong
Fast-forward to a couple months along and...

{Hook: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
New Developments
(When you lay in your bed)
New Developments
(When you say gimme head)
New Developments
(You're gonna wanna be dead)
(Enjoy the show)
New Developments
(When you lay in your bed)
New Developments
(When you say gimme head)
New Developments
(You're gonna wanna be dead)
(Enjoy the show)

[Verse 4: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
"Really hope I didn't let anybody down
But you made me out to be a clown
And I'm about to pierce
Myself with this knife"
"No, wife!"
"I'm about to end both of our lives"
And as she plunged
The knife into his chest
She said
"I'll see you in Heaven
And you were always
The best"
And then she slit
Her own throat
And she sunk faster than a
Bastard on a boat
And as she laid there
Slain in the rain
With blood going down
The drain of the sewer
His family tried to sue her
But they kinda wished
Wished that she
Would've died sooner