[Judge]
We will now
Hear the testimony
Of the lawyer of one
LEEJOE-da-Rapper
You now have the floor

[Lawyer]
Now, what my client did
Um, that is, it might be
You know, a little over the top
But, it's totally forgivable
Um, you it's, it's totally fine

[Judge]
Who you like to
Review his crimes?

[Lawyer]
Why certainly
He seemed to be
Driving a stolen car, um
In an endangering way
He then got out of said
Stolen car and wrote
"Buy My Mixtape"
On the side of a building
In spray paint
Now, that's forgivable
The stolen car thing
Maybe not, but you
You can't send him to prison
He's got these people he needs
To look after

[Judge]
Hmm, oh I see
So, uh, LEE-JOE
I understand
You're a rapper of sorts
And is it true that rappers
Make music?

[LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Yeah, dumbshit
I mean, you're honor

[Judge]
If you can prove to me
In one song
One emotional song
That you are truly sorry
About these crimes
I will not give you a
Life sentence
However, if you fail
You will get
Life in prison