[Verse 1: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
On my 15th birthday, I was late for school
Got kicked out of Driver’s Ed
Oh what a tool, bet that’s what they all said
All of my friend ignored me
And I was given any power
And the day stunk because
I couldn’t take a shower
I was late to all my classes
And I lost my glasses
And I wanted knock every motherfucker
Down on their asses
Nobody even considered saying
Happy Birthday
"But he’s my best friend
Aw, fuck it, no way"
And would you believe that
I had no say
I just got to pick dinner
When I was 5 man
You should’ve seen me
I was a winner
But now, I'm
Just Over Everything

Get Ready!

[Verse 2: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
I never wanted to grow up to
Become a failing rapper
I wanted to grow up and
Become so fucking dapper
But fuck my fucking dreams
I’m a motherfucking teen
And I hang out with people that
Drink motherfucking lean
And I’m becoming a lean, mean
Midwest Chopping machine
I need some energy to find
A remedy to kill the enemy
Allegedly, coming up
With a new identity, might call myself
Sammy and I could be from Yosemite
And now, I'm
Just Over Everything

So you need to get fucking ready!

[Verse 3: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
In March, I adjusted to the new Clinton land
Made some friends and went through pain
And then we formed this lame-ass cover band
And we called it “9 Days Of Rain”
5 months of gathering up in a tool shed
In the middle of nowhere
Got so wired at practice
That I never went to bed
2 singers
A drummer
A keyboardist
4 guitarists
And one badass
All was good and well until one day
That I didn’t follow the script well
That one day was the day
I got kicked out
Then I wrote a diss track
To destroy who I was pissed at
Now when I aim my rap gat
At a dumb cat, they get sprayed at
And thrown back, back down on the mat