NøtInVain
The Storm After The Calm
[Verse: NotInVain]
I don’t give two point five fucks
My toned vocal chords
Got me about five bucks
Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, Dawn
Your shit be looking so ridiculous, yawn
About to detonate like a bomb
Better than your estimate
Of my rapping talents
Dammit, I think I just broke all
Ten of the commandments
I’m taking the game and I dominate
Like we’re playing a game of Monopoly
Let me give you my philosophy
You need to follow the mythology
You get no apology from me
Remorse just like a hunting gunman
They call me Jack The Ripper
But that ain’t nothing
First off: I don’t even fucking live in London
And what I do isn’t called ripping
It’s called chopping
And if that offends you in any way
You can get the fuck out of my way
You just get the velocity
Like your name was Hunter (grungy)
Like my name was Solomon (Grundy)
Zoom, boom, atrocity
Doom, gloom, commodity
My shit will have you rolling up
Like that Mr. Bean meme
And if I let you be my player two
In a game called hip-hop
Make your shit stop, chop chop it please
I know you would probably
Borrador all the horrorcore off of the whiteboard
Let me clean my sword
Then we can go out for a few and skateboard
And take a nice view of this here whore
I take her out back and knock her with a brick
The same size, shape and density as my dick
Turns out she’s related to my landlord
I wonder if that asshole even has a passport
Let’s recap the mishap
I knocked you out and
Made you handicapped
And decapped
When your kneecap went snap
Like a mousetrap
When I hit it with a bat
When I gave you a free style, um
You still took mine and bit it
Right down to my hat
Nothing but a copycat
Like your name was Ricegum
I’m gonna make you drink my cum
I just rapped for a minute and a half
How the fuck have you fags
Still not been clapped?
Welcome to a thousand ways to die
I’m the best
Welcome to a million ways to die
In the west
Only way I can stand out is when I actually try
Let’s see how thou stacks up now
Take a bow, you fucked up cow
I take a motherfucker and put a knife
To their throat on the daily
Open your neck faster than a Snapchat
From Haley
Mainly I be murdering these beats
With the songs I write saying
That I lived kicked out, murmuring on the streets
With nothing to eat and sleeping in car seats
Without sheets covering up the wiring, woo
That flow was tiring, but I’m far from retiring
I still need my turn handling your admiration
If you keep it from me, then you’ll get discovered
With lacerations that will last for generations
Turn your limbs into ornaments on my Christmas tree, with Drew
I bring a presence to the track, oh yes I do
I’m so sick like withdrawing off that crocodile drug
Skin melting
Reconcile, my eyes are falling out faster than Jay and Kanye fool
My fans keep me cool
I’m bringing more grimness to the track than the brothers
Whose mothers got smothered and stuffed in of Smucker’s
By no other than than me
You’re just jelly motherfucker
Ugh