[Intro: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
LEEJOE: Hello?
Caller: Yo, hey, I, uh, I don't know how to ask for this but I, I think I might need some advice for something
LEEJOE: Ok, what did you need?
Caller: Uhhhhh...

[Verse 1: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Wait, what, are you serious?
If you tell them that they’ll flip out and be furious
I know for right now you be thinking it’s hilarious
But, come on, Darius
What the fuck you talking about
You hope it’s an Aquarius or a Sagittarius
I’m trying to give you advice, man
Come on, be serious
(Oh come on man, I’m just really scared)
Now, come on man
You don’t gotta be scared
And I know for right now man
It doesn’t seem fair
You just gotta come with me
And get yourself prepared
Let me tell you a joke
So you can get yourself repaired
(I , I don't know that
I'm in the mood for a joke
But uh, you know, I just
This is really serious
I think I'm just gonna go home)

[Verse 2: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Wait, what the fuck did you just fucking say?
When, I saw you on the street, I just assumed that you were fucking gay
No, you didn’t get my baby pregnant
There ain’t no goddamn way
Get the fuck out both of you
Or your brain’s are gonna get sprayed
Girl, what the fuck I tell you about being laid
You’re no longer welcome
Down here in the south or near me
That’s just gonna be another
Motherfucking mouth to feed
And later that night they went up to bed
"I don’t want to see “Mommy’s little harlot”
Ever the fuck again
This speaks volumes about our little girl
If I think about it any more man
I think I’m gonna hurl"
9 months later our story comes to an end
What if I told you this kid
Had the same name as my best friend
And we grew up together
Since before we were 10
And I had legitimate concerns
That I’d never get to see him again

[Bridge: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Now hold up just a goddamn minute
We're gonna take this shit back
Tell it again

[Hook 1: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Be careful who you wish with
You might get different reactions
When you wish with this shit, aye
Be careful who you wish with
You might get different reactions
When you wish on this shit, aye, aye

[Verse 4: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Now, hold up bitch
What the fuck you mean you fucking cheated?
If you say that ever say that shit again
You’re probably bout to be beaten
I can’t believe I’ve been fucking defeated
Can’t believe that shit just got so fucking heated
And to think
I greeted and treated you with respect
And you were only in it
So you can inject
And you walked up to me
Hoping you could infect
And maybe I should’ve
Taken your phone and inspect
I am not impressed with this shit
Right now I’m depressed in this shit
Because I took you into
My bedroom and told you to get undressed
Nothing’s ever made me feel this kind of regret
To anybody in this situation, reject the temptation
Always go for the competition or
At least ask for some
Fucking information

[Hook 2: LEEJOE-da-Rapper]
Be careful what you wish for
Because it might come to
You in the shape of a whore
And then you’ll have no idea
What the fuck is in store
For you, for you