[Verse]
Yo, you've awakened my inner Slim Shady
Like when he's mad at that Kim lady
If you try to diss me, I will turn into Swayze
Use my lyrics like I'm JAY-Z
To expose your story like my name was Pusha-T
Why you pushin' me?
Do you really think that
You can come to me bullshitting?
You told me you were trash
So bitch you admit it, you're outwitted
Like if Lowry was in the closet
Checking my name is every single
Name found up on the docket
Yo, we skippin' court, say we ducked it
Keep your treasure tucked in
I will make you hurt worse
Than tearing off your tongue skin
Smack me hard
I'll smack you back with a fist full of tungsten
If you fire off a diss in my direction
Try to give yourself a little tiny erection
Like that's really the shit
That gets you off with seduction
Like your bitch is really gonna
Kneel to you and kick off the suction?
Is that really how you
Process shit or just an assumption?
Yo, you've really fucked yourself this time
And slipped up, that's what I call a miscontraception
I'm gonna make a list of all the shit you'll need
You're gonna need to be revved up
Like you're drinking a canteen of caffeine
Yo, I'm above you on top of these trapeze
You'll need a motherfucking trampoline
You're gonna need to be a fucking athlete
Or get a running start
Running fast like you're about to win the Grand Prix
You're gonna need the strength
And the speed of a tiny stampede
You'll have to be a different fucking breed
Go get to the open door to attack me
You'll have to be a million feet tall
To get over my wall
Then decipher the fucking language
To understand all these calls
Yo, you'll have to navigate
Down all these long ass halls
In my mansion
Still lacking manors though
I will cut your fucking head off
And put it on a platter
And I'll make a fucking catheter
For my next victim, out of your bladder
Wait, slow down
[Outro]
Hold up, hold up, wait
This is supposed to be your intro
This is supposed to show
People how you really sound
Oh, okay, maybe this one'll show 'em then