[Luigi]
Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!

[Mario]
I agree, Luigi!
We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!

[Luigi]
How about Toad?

[Mario]
A-yes!
Hey Toad, come over here and a-sing to this!

[Toad]
Hello!
Hi!
Mario!
Ah!
I'm Toad!

[Luigi, overlapping]
Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second, please?
I am scared, I am very scared, I hate my life

[Mario, overlapping]
It was like a chicken screaming in my ears
His whole body's shaped like a dick, though...
[Mario & Luigi]
Oh...

[Luigi]
Good news, Toad! You've got-a the job!

[Toad]
Hello!

[Luigi]
Ah!