It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin'
About all the phone numbers I keep dialin'
To tell everyone I hate that I love you

You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news
About how I'd love to walk in your shoes
Look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too

There are letters to write and places to visit
For 24 hours I'll eat my own shit
Pretend like I'm Jesus so we can all be friends...

Because it's Opposite Day, oh yeah
And tomorrow I might hate you
And probably the next day too
It's Opposite Day, and I love you

It's Opposite Day and Metallica's new stuff
Is so much better than Master of Puppets
And I don't need a shower cause I don't stink

It's Opposite Day and I'm eating a big steak
And washing it down with a frosty milkshake
I truly believe that all cows have to die, cows, die

It's Opposite Day that's why, oh, why
And tomorrow I'll eat tofu
And probably the next day too
It's Opposite Day so fuck tofu
Butch: You know, I'm really glad I quit school for this, because you guys are all so intelligent
Chris: Of course, I never masturbate in the back of the van on tour. Rubio: You know, I'm a way better bass player than Les Claypool
Brian: You know it's really great playing in a band with you guys, seriously

It's Opposite Day!
It's dark outside!
It's Opposite Day!
I really like you guys!
It's Opposite Day!
'cause you're so smart!
It's Opposite Day!
You're a work of art!
It's Opposite Day!
Your breath smells great!
It's Opposite Day!
I never masturbate!
It's Opposite Day!
I wanna be like you!
It's Opposite Day!
And I love you!