Voice 1: "Oh, wow, we've got the end of another great rock 'n roll record. Why don't we throw in some of that ad-libbing mad cappery we did on Acme 143?"

Voice 2: "Yeah, we should do that, you know, because, you know, everyone liked that and it was on people's answering machines and stuff."

Voice 3: "We made a lot of people happy."

Voice 2: "Yeah, why don't we start that right now."

[Start instrumental using vocal noises]

Voice 1: "I'm already bored with this already."

Voice 2: "Hey, fuck that. I'm not about making people happy on this record. I'm about people getting mad at us and shit like that. I love that. Why don't we, hey-"

Voice 1: "Let's play that controversial song, 'Home Sweet Home' written by Syxx, Neal, and Lee, BMI 1985, Warner [?] publishing."

Voice 2: "Hell yeah! Everyone else want to do that or what?"

Voice 1: "Brian, you got your drums?"

Voice 3: "Yes, I do! [Plays rimshot]"

Voice 2: Let me get my piano out real quick. There it is. Let me see if it's tuned here

[Plays intro to "Bad Hair Day Punks"]
I'm dealing with it everyday
It just keeps getting in my way
I've seen it from every angle
And it's always in a tangle

I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
Cause I'm a bad hair day punk!
I'll spend my time, consumed by junk
Cause I'm a bad hair day punk!


You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low

Just when things went right
It doesn't mean they were always wrong
Just take this song and you'll never feel
Left all alone

Take me to your heart
Feel me in your bones
Just one more night
And I'm comin' off this
Long and winding road
I'm on my way
With my hair spray!
Home sweet home
Tonight tonight

I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home

You know that I've seen
Too many romantic dreams
Up in lights, fallin' off
The silver screen

My heart's like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing keeps me together
At the seams

I'm on my way
Well on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight tonight

I'm on my way
Just set me free
Home sweet home
Home sweet home
Home sweet home
Home sweet home
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight, tonight

I'm on my way
Just set me free
Home sweet home!