They put it in my face and say "You wanna bite of this?"
They say that it won't hurt me if I just eat a little bit
They say that I'm unhealthy and if I don't eat cow I'll die
They say that I can never win so why do I even try

I got those
"You missed the point so just pass the *whistle*" vegan blues

I'm rolling out of state with all my buddies in the band
Fast food joints and truck stops and I'm eating what I can
I'm looking for a grocery store, a co-op [????????]
All I wanna do is eat and it's such an uphill fight

I got those
"Outta town dude, none of your food" vegan blues

My friends I never preach because I'm happy where I am
Made my decisions on my own and I want you to understand
I don't think I can save all the animals, that's not what it's about
But blindly swallowing what they give, it's ain't how I'm going out

I'll gladly share what I have learned with all who wanna know
I'll quietly eat my veggies without putting on a show
But if you give me grief because I'm not the same as you
I might cut off your behind and make an asshole stew
I got those
"Passive-aggressive, so don't you test me" vegan blues
I got those
"You stick with your food and I'll have some tofu" vegan blues
Got those
"Vegan buffet, I'll have it my way" vegan blues