I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
​Ballad of Aiden (Original Version)
[Skit]
Oh, why did I, why did I do this?
I, I didn't, this wasn't worth it
This really wasn't worth it

[Intro]
1, 2, 3, 4

[Pre-Chorus]
Aiden wants to fuck his mother
N***a has an oedipus complex
Aiden wants to fuck his brother
Man, what the fuck? That's incest

[Chorus]
'Cause he's a fucking faggot,
and the biggest fucking loser
He can't get any pussy,
so he's trying to fuck his sister
His dad calls him a girl,
so he can just abuse her
He's a fucking faggot, man,
he's an anal fister