[Verse 1]
I'ma bump your Fender
Make you wanna end your
Life, only tried twice
It's not nice, so
Don't be a pretender
Don't be the vendor
Making you feel weathered
Older than Old Yeller
Go out to the shed-back
Shoot you in your head-back
Carrying the rest back
Shame how the best pass

[Chorus]
I'm gonna eat your cat
I'm gonna steal your kids
I'm gonna pickpocket your dog
I'm gonna take out a sizeable loan to afford decent retail, get a well paying job, start a family and move in with your brother

[Verse 2]
Committing a felony
Boy, you'll be the death of me
Parading I'm the enemy
I'm closing the parenthesis
Got a stiff peeny-peen
Lyrics, I be stealing these
Chinese, can you really see?
"Can you not be racist, please?"
Cumming in your pregnancy
Who the dad? It isn't me
I'll be putting hole in you
With my sharp willy-willy