I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
Guilty Pleasure
[Intro: Connor Edwards & Anthony Redclift]
Or should I--Facebook, or should I just never add him?
No, 'cause he's a fucking loser
Laughs
Uh, press play on that cover
Hit the spa--the speggbar?
Yeah
I'll hit home first
One, two, three, four

[Chorus]
All these motherfuckers want to be like me
I'm having a grand old fucking time so come and get you a piece
You wanna try me motherfucker? Yeah, well nothing's for free
You gotta pay the fucking price, determination's the fee
Yeah, all these newcomers try to copy my shit
I'm telling them, fuck it, fuck it, suck it, you're just not that legit
You cannot hang motherfucker, so just stick to your niche
You'll never do it like I do 'cause you're a boohoo-ass bitch

[Verse]
I'm going crazy, and circumstance is to blame
Between these sleepless nights, working all goddamn day
Aw shit, success has come with a price
So when you're contemplating enemies, should take my advice
Listen: you've got to be yourself, you've got to break the mold, personalities are valuable
Every single day and every single night, jealous people will try to bring you down

[Outro]
No, 'cause he's a fucking loser