I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
Dumplings
[Intro]
Yo, 'FATAGAWI
Yo, 'FATAGAWI

[Hook]
One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough (Dough)
Three bad bitches with they hands on that stove (Woo)
Making home movies with a hand full of stoge (Stoge)
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings

[Verse]
Motherfuckers want to act funny
Try to be a man when your nose all runny
Go to pre-K, put your bag in your cubby
Motherfucking gimmick, like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk? Making preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops
Rapping in the kitchen, but I got no silver spoon
But I feed on the bitches, bitches
Bad to the bone, prone to the homegrown
Girls moan when I come home, dick like an ozone
Wanna step in the ring?
Just skin in a sack of shitty meat like dumplings
Boy, I don't wear Gucci
Still classy, but rotten like blue cheese
We about to make a movie
With a handheld Sony, puffing on a loosie
'Cooking the dumplings all day'
Is the only thing I say when I mind my business
Get the fuck out of my kitchen
I ain't cooking up a storm, boy, none of that beef shit
They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screaming "Right there"
I'm high on the weed and the Xanny
I find it uncanny there's so much punani
They found me in the lab doing stem cell research
I was trying to grow you some balls
The police came, but I explained about your bitching
Now you want to pitch in and support the cause
Hate my ways? That's a personal issue
'Cause you're thinking about me, put down the tissues
Ew, why you still yapping to me?
Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?
Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor?
Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator?
'Cause I never heard of your dumb-ass (Nope)
Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a taser (Woo)

[Bridge]
'Cause I'm cooking all the dumplings (Woo)
'Cause I'm cooking all the dumplings (Uh)
'Cause I'm cooking all the dumplings
'Cause I'm cooking all the dumplings

[Hook]
One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough (Dough)
Three bad bitches with they hands on that stove (Woo)
Making home movies with a hand full of stoge (Stoge)
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings