[Intro]

Pumpkin boy's a dickhead
Ehehehehe

[Verse 1: Nico Pain and MC Virus]

Bang
Lyrical blow to the jaw
Coming with the marvellous flow that is raw
You ain't hard pussio, you ain't hardcore
'Bout to leave this MC dead on the floor

Come on then mandem, you think you're big
You're just one of them east end pigs (ehehehehe)
You ain't got shit, not a London drilla
Go round your girl's gaff, with cum I'm gonna fill 'er

You're having a laugh mate, you can't pull
Shittest bars, get back to school
You ain't got flow, you ain't even smart
I'll knife your mother, bullseye like a dart

Your bars are shit, your bars are dry
Joking, that was mean, I'm gonna go cry
Airbag's taking ovеr the verse
Hе's killing the scene, you know that he's the worst
[Verse 2: MC Airbag]

MC Airbag 2016
Don't know the year but I still run the scene
Tried to fuck your mum but she smels like garlic
And her clit looked like the inside of a Dalek
IPhone 8 and an eight inch Glock
Eight thousand quid all invested in stock
I'm a Runescape 4 beta tester
Your granddad is a child molester
Government spy like a doorbell from ring
I get kids to shoot people I'm like Gus Fring
Haters suck cock in vehicles they are car whores
Throw them down a hole like Boba out of Star Wars
Shits too easy, before I finish
Let me swap to speaking in French for a minute
Putain de merde je parle une autre langue
Shit is stupid I won't do that anymore

[Verse 3: Nico Pain]

My bars are hot and sticky like sex in a shower
When I'm spitting bars don't fear, don't cower
All these syllables and words and rhymes
You can't deny, I've got firepower
I've had sex every night this week
Monday with Helen, she was Greek
Tuesday, Linda, my pullout was weak
Wesnesday with your mum, peak
Thursday with Bella, gorgeous physique
Friday, I showed her my sex technique
Saturday a Cuban named Dominique
Sunday made Karen bubble and squeak
You'll get the boot like a free kick
I'll take out your eyes with a toothpick
I'll break both your legs like a lunatic
Then take out your nan with her walking stick
[Verse 4: MC Airbag]

I don't even know why I'm spitting
One of the rap games first ever women
Construct my bars from tinfoil and grass
Your bars are made out of shit and arse
Don't even know who I'm sending for
Or why I always say that your grandad's a whore
Oh yeah Daniel Carrington that cunt
Listen to my first album for that one
Last album dropped and it got a bit of hate
So we put you in the cheese grater and grate
Washing machine the way I've got flow
Get a little fast and then I get a little slow
Duel in the streets like a cowboy movie
Go to your mums house when I want boobies
Wait I just got a text, got something to do
Gotta leave the studio to these two

[Verse 5: MC Virus]

I like looking at your mum's genitals
I like touching your mum's genitals
I rubbed her tits in stinging nettles
After we fucked, I shat in her kettles
I stuck my dick inside of her
It was lovely, I do concur
Licked her nipples, and fucked her bum
These are all the things that I did with your mum
Finger in her arse, and one in the nose
That's the way that my sex goes
She licked the cum from between her toes
That's the way I treat her and nobody knows
Fucked her harder that a punch to the jaw
You know she took it like a whore
Sex is what my willy's for
This goes on behind closed doors
[Verse 6: Nico Pain]

Banged your mum like orungytung
Monkey monkey time to cum
Ee ee oo oo ee ooh ah
Oo ee oo ah put it in her bum
Your mother is hairy like an alpaca
When we have sex, I always have to smack 'er
Your mother is slimy like an amphibian
Cheated on her with a gal from the Caribbean
Your mum your mum, so much fun
Like a cheetah the way she runs
A cheetah with a voluptuous bum
Animals with enormous arses
Dogs go woof, your dads a poof
Lion goes roar, your dads a whore
Meep meep meep, I believe, says a lemur
Last night, your mother was certainly a screamer

The bars from the zoo

[Verse 7: Nico Pain and MC Virus]

Smack up my bitch, I'm prodigy
Bitch listen to our tracks chronologically
Young rap star I'm a prodigy
Dissing you like it's derogatory

Fucked your missus, she shits and pisses
Homie tries to take shots, and misses
You know my lyrics will make you cream
Got all my girls bursting at the seams

Sykotik's on top yeah we can't be beaten
She jump on my meat like it's beaten
Like my opps, yeah you know that I'll beat 'em
Bring all the girls, yeah you know I gotta treat 'em

Sucking on my cock, got her wet like a dock
Fuck her in the arse near a grandfather clock
Too many women, I ain't complaining
When I finish off, with cum I'm gonna spray them