[Intro: Chop Chop Master Onion]
Haiiiii da da da da da sha!

[Verse 1: Chop Chop Master Onion & Parappa the Rapper]
Kick, punch, you all remember
Chop Chop back again, yes, forever
You have many challenges coming at ya
First is a fire, don't retire, now
Pick, (pick) burn, (burn) slide, (slide) and down, (down) again now
Pick, (pick) burn, (burn) slide, (slide) and down, (down)

[Bridge 1: Chop Chop Master Onion]
Listen to me now as I do my chore
Nobody ever talks to me no more
But if a baby were to come crying out loud
Do you think you can play and calm it down?
Or if you're on a plane, how would you play?
Throttle up and down, or away
I just wanna know, can you really go
With that guitar in hand, I don't know

[Verse 2: Chop Chop Master Onion & Parappa the Rapper]
Come on now
Fly high, (fly high) sky high (sky high)
Cry loud, (cry loud) shut up (shut up)
Fly, cry, (fly, cry) pick, burn (pick, burn)
Pick, cry, (pick, cry) and fly, down (fly, down)
[Bridge 2: Chop Chop Master Onion]
Shake it to the right, shake it to the left
I be the only master that will give
All the necessary skills to build a guitar
So you can play [hell/in an island], you come far

[Verse 3: Chop Chop Master Onion & Parappa the Rapper]
Chop (chop) that wood, choke (chock)real good
Pick chop burn, (pick chop burn) cry fly choke (cry fly choke)
Burn cry slide, (burn cry slide) chop pick fly (chop pick fly)
Chop fly pick, (chop fly pick) cry chop down, (cry chop down) ha ha
Pick burn cry, (pick burn cry) cry fly chop (cry fly chop)
Pick burn and cry, (pick burn and cry) fly chop choke (fly chop choke)
Pick burn and cry fly, chop choke (Pick burn and cry fly, chop choke)
I am a master, and you? (I am a master, and you?)

[Spoken: Chop Chop Master Onion & Parappa the Rapper]
Ha.... look what you're holding in your hand
(Teacher, What is this?)