[Jeremy]
Ow!

[Squip]
Target female inaccessible.

[Jenna]
Jeremy?

[Jeremy]
Agh! What the hell?

[Squip]
Calibration in progress. Please excuse some mild discomfort.

[Jeremy]
Mild?

[Jenna]
Jeremy, what's wrong?

[Rich]
Dude, the freak's freaking out!

[Squip]
Calibration complete. Access procedure initiating.

[Jeremy]
Woahwoahwoah. I'm fine, I just nee-

[Squip]
Discomfort level may increase.

*Jeremy screams*

[Squip]
Accessing neuro memory.
Accessing muscle memory.
Access Procedure Complete.
Jeremy Heere, welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip.