Eric William Morris
Halloween
[BROOKE]
Picked out a costume for tonight
Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight
You can kind of see my business
But I'll act like I don't know
Woah
[JAKE]
I got a condom
[CHLOE]
And a flask
[RICH]
I stole my older brother's Jason mask
And I don't have a machete but a loaf of bread will do
[ALL]
Ooh
[JAKE]
Who's ready for my Halloween party?
Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like "'Sup!
Yo man, 'sup!
Let's catch up!
Let's smoke up!
Look how many drinks I've downed!"
Every single song's all like "Whoop!"
They're all "Whoop!"
We're like "Yup
Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound
'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partyin' hard tonight
(Woo!)
It's Halloween!
(Woo!)
It's Halloween!
[BROOKE]
Jeremy! I was afraid you weren't coming, did you get my messages?
[SQUIP]
Play it off
[JEREMY]
Am I late? I didn't even realize
[BROOKE]
Well, what do you think of my costume? I figure, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog
[JEREMY]
Oh, its...
[SQUIP]
Vague compliment
[JEREMY]
Original. (beat) I mean amazing! Seriously, I can't believe I'm with a girl who looks like you
[BROOKE]
You need a drink
[ALL]
Crank the bass!
It's Halloween!
Break a vase!
It's Halloween!
Jello shot!
It's Halloween!
Liver spots!
From Halloween!
[ALL]
Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody's all like "'Sup!
Yo man, 'sup!
Let's catch up!
Let's smoke up!
Look how many drinks I've downed!"
Every single song's all like "Whoop!"
They're all "Whoop!"
We're like "Yup
Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound
'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partyin' hard tonight
It's Halloween!
It's Halloween!