[Hook: Fried Rice]
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
Minecraft is my favorite game
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft every day

[Verse 1: Fried Rice]
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
Best game ever I have to say
If you don't play Minecraft
Then you're probably gay
Minecraft is so cool
Minecraft is so fun
Minecraft is the best
That's why it's number one

[Hook: Fried Rice]
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
Minecraft is my favorite game
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft every day

[Verse 2: Fried Rice]
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
I play Minecraft all the time
People say I'm retarded because I play Minecraft
Yes, I am retarded but it has nothing to do with Minecraft

[Hook: Fried Rice]
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
Minecraft is my favorite game
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft every day

[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
Best game ever created
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
It's really fun I love Minecraft

[Bridge: Fried Rice]
You can place blocks
And you can break blocks
You can do it all in the Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft

[Hook: Fried Rice]
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
Minecraft is my favorite game
I play Minecraft, I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft every day

Hidden track: Roblox is Better

[Intro: David Hennan]
Minecraft is bad

[Verse 1: David Hennan]
How can you think Minecraft is a good game?
When Roblox is just the exact same
Except it's better
And it gets you wetter
I'm gonna put your stupid Notch to shame

[Verse 2: David Hennan]
While you run around and collect digital blocks
Girls will flock to me and suck on my cock
You are autistic
And I'm no critic
But you can't have fun all day just punching rocks

[Hook: David Hennan]
It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay
It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay
It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay
It's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay

[Bridge: David Hennan]
If you spend time finding Herobrine
And hours on your block design
Then try finding something else to play

[Hook: David Hennan]
Because, it's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay
Yeah, it's just a well known fact that Minecraft's gay

[Outro: Clayton Lukens & Ryan Barr]
And we're on! Okay, hello!
Playing Minecraft, Ryton Gaming