[Hook]
Where are my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Can someone out there help me find my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Oh lord please just bless me with some eyebrows

[Verse 1]
I've been searching far and wide across the globe
Asking 'round "Have you seen my eyebrows?"
No one knows, no, no one knows
The hair above my eyes is invisible or lacking in size
I looked in the mirror and then I realized
Oh shit man, where did my eyebrows go
With my face looking like this there's nowhere I can go
Girls and guys alike, everyone's laughing at me
Maybe my eyebrows are there, but no one can see

[Hook]
Where are my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Can someone out there help me find my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Oh lord please just bless me with some eyebrows

[Verse 2]
Everyone bullies me for it this year
Lock me out, "Yo, you won't find your eyebrows in here
Grow a pair loser, maybe grow some balls too
Even if you had eyebrows, there'd still be no point to you"
Well fine, bullies, you got me this time
Now that you've heard this rhyme I hope you know your crime
See me next Monday in fifth period, dummies
I'll have such good eyebrows I'll be given all the ladies cummies

[Hook]
Where are my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Can someone out there help me find my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Where are my eyebrows
Oh lord please just bless me with some eyebrows

[Outro]
And don't you bullies ever say anything about my eyebrows like that again
Fucking bullies