[Intro: Samuel DePonceau]
Nutting is a fascinating phenomena found to bring forth various forms of entertainment, pleasure, euphoria or perhaps other feelings in the human mind. But what is nutting? How does the human race deserve the holy blessing of the ability to nut? What defines the quality of a nut? But most of all, is it possible to attain… The Perfect Nut?

[Verse 1: Pridemore]
Realest motherfucker that will nut in your face
Fuck you thots damn yous a fuckin disgrace
Got all that makeup on your goddamn face
You'll be sucking on them irons like Emily Grace
With the hot ass bars and a beat on pace
You would end up dead being lowered in a grave
Like Eazy, Biggie, Nate, and 2Pac
While I be in the bathroom stroking my cock
Now I'll go in my room and I'll lock the doors shut
Then I'll search female, black, blowjob and butts
Check the mail, that hoe slob, damn look at that slut
And then I will perform The Perfect Nut

[Verse 2: Dave Dog]
Hey, it’s Dave Dog, back in the house
I just fucked a little creature stirring, I think it was a mouse
My microdick fits in a mouse hole, I’ll tell you the truth
My penis is the size of a baby tooth
Don’t let me loose in public
Because I’ll take your baby out of a stroller and suck its dick
Googoo gaga, his winke bigger than mine
Boohoo lala, pedophilia shouldn’t be a crime
Don’t get me wrong, I like bestiality too
I like getting my dick slicked up with lube and going down on a pooch
Thrusting back and forth with my balls covered in cream cheese
Please somebody just help me
I inspire many with my ways
I fucked my dad in the ass and made him turn gay
He looked at me from behind and said “I like this, son”
And then he proceeded to divorce my mum

[Break: Fried Rice, (Pridemore)]
Alright I think that was good
(Hell yeah)

[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
I'm going to get it one day
I will nut in the greatest way
I'm going to nut (I'm going to nut)
And it will be the best
I'm going to nut
Ohh man I'm high as fuck dude
Aw shit (hahaha!)
Aw fuck

[Outro: Clayton Lukens]
Evan from Straight Face Laughter?