[Intro: MacBook Pro]
Y'all can't handle this bitches I'm going to fucking kill you motherfucker you can't heck with me bitches this is MacBook Pro and I found this rap in a YouTube comment

[Verse: MacBook Pro]
I'm raping this game matter of fact call me jack the ripper as i proceed to strip her
Had her on my dick like a stripper on a pole swallow all you motherfuckers whole when she told
Me to do her i ripped that pussy up like my name was freddy krueger
Yeah I'm a mean little prick with a long dick since age six I've been teachin bitches how to suck dicks
The last time a bitch interuptted my cypher I had to knife her
Fuck the law I'm Raw like an uncooked piece of meat got blood all over my feet
I didn't have any friends until I started makin ends and bought my self a
Fuckin benz,I got a fire inside me which was inspired by the guy beside me
I'm laying my shit down like butter did I stutter motherfucker ? kids nowadays
All they care about is likes I'll stomp on their face till I get blood on my brand new
White nikes while I fight dykes just tryin to get myself some ackrite you're a dog that's all
Bark and no bite you ain't even worth the fight I'll find you at night and eat you up like a termite
Now listen the guy you heard screamin his name was tristan now shut the fuck up
And help me get rid of this bloody piston
Went to seven eleven saw this bitch named keven and sent him
To heaven with my mac 11 as I brought out my piece
Had this bitch on his knees screamin oh god please
So I started to squeeze now I'm runnin from the police screamin fuck the peace
With blood drippin from my jesus piece said to my self I should face him
So I did I chased him like jason wasted him unloaded my heat while runnin down the
Street with a shotgun you ain't the hot one
I shot one and your mothe just lost one it was the first time I killed someone
That night I can recall not getting any sleep yeah this shit is deep cause I'm just
Trash that belongs in the heap I started to realise I was insane instead of living in pain
I went nuts and started rippin out peoples guts the next day
I raped a nun just for fun and when that shit was done
They called me the devils son no I won't run I'm walkin none of you can put me inside a coffin
And sorry it's me you won't be stoppin just your blood i'll be moppin
When your head's open
Smoking haze just like the good old days thinkin about my wicked ways
My insane brain is smart like mark twain but
Runs this shit like it's sadam hussain I sell mary jane cocaine even
The shit that runs through your vein I was only five tryin to survive
Seein my grandma sniff cocaine made me insane and fucked in the brain
Minds telling me to quit rappin but that won't happen
I'm a lion almost impossible to tame it's shame you
Called me lame was it because my dick was in your dame ?
The next time you say I can't spit you better make sure
It doesn't come from a guy who ain't worth shit
You're her ex boy and she's just my sex toy
Leavin you for a n***a just bcuz his junk is bigga
At one of my shows I heard a guy sayin this shit blows
Hey slick your girl's the only one sucking dick by the way
I got some of her lipstick on my dipstick
Your mom's the queen of albert town but she's the one that bows down she's even got a crown
And it's shaped like a big black dick but it's not on her head it's in her mouth instead
By the end of this track you'll be addicted to smack
I'll come back dressed in black in my pockets got a mack
Along with an ounce of crack with a key of smack sittin in the back of my cadillac
I disrespect bitches I kill snitches and put them in ditches
I was born to hate when I die I won't see saint peter at any gate god will tell me you're the fucker I hate
With the way I sin it'll just be the devil with a grin saying welcome back
Son did you have fun ?I sling rocks on the blocks shit here come the cops so I throw away
The rocks right at the docks you in this parking lot feeling hot oh what you
Think you a hot shot sit your ass down before you get shot and left on the spot
To rot I unload my heat stick you up for your cherry bmw m3 and crash that shit into a tree
I don't give a fuck I got it for freejust
Another deadbeat six feet beneath my feet I'm something you can't beat
My flow is something you can't blow and your rhymes are trash I'm about
To crash like teddy pendergrass your bitch told you that she's at home taking a
Shit yeah she's in my car with my hand on her tit I wash my dick with holy water since everyday I'm fuckin
Satans daughter can't get on my level I'm even gettin paid from the devil
This shit it getting me bored my rhymes are sicker than cancer now clap your
Hands like the ass cheeks of a pole dancer the number of people I sent to
Heaven produces more numbers than 22 divided by 7
I'll put my dick inside my moms wedding ring since I'll take the blame
For fucking up her mariage I bet she wishes she had a miscarriage but I'm here
To stay since every sunday your mom waits for my cum spray since your dad turned
Out to be gay if you're a rat open your mouth and taste this gat before I beat you down with
A bat you doin this on purpose ? this shit's a race tortoise and I'm a jack rabbit
You a junkie with a bad habit
I got steel off safety cause I refuse to let these bitches waste me
Here come taste me