[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Though I'm so used to writing things in minor keys
I'm falling majorly in love with memes
Cause when I'm with you I’m nutting so fast, can't fucking freeze
I’ll lick your cheeks and swirl my tongue around your anus, too

[Pre-Chorus]
But I feel psychologically abused with you
But there’s nothing that I can really do
This caffeine is my only escape from reality
So somebody please help me

[Chorus]
I got my Iced Tea Meme
I’m going to the bottom eating a little ass with memes
My Iced Tea Meme
I would fucking die if it weren’t for these Iced Tea Memes
I really want you to see this side of me
I think you’d really like it
But if you pour me another cup of Joe-Yo happiness
I think I’ll fucking scream
So please help me
Please help me
Please kill me

[Verse 2]
I just got kidnapped and my dick is stuck in a metal tube
Now I’m being recorded, I hope it doesn’t go
To YouTube
Please help I’m locked in a warehouse that’s two stories tall
But they didn’t bother to answer when the cops were called
I think I’m about to be ass-fucked, the guy he’s holding a wooden tube
His name is Froster9000 and he doesn’t even use lube

[Chorus]
I got my Iced Tea Meme
I’m going to the bottom eating a little ass with memes
My Iced Tea Meme
I would fucking die if it weren’t for these Iced Tea Memes
I really want you to see this side of me
I think you’d really like it
But if you pour me another cup of Joe-Yo happiness
I think I’ll fucking scream
So please help me
Please help me
Please help me
Please kill me