[Intro]
Then you're going to repeat the experiment, but this time you're going to use the rubber band as a seatbelt for the passenger
The ORYZA Tape
Mr. Thom is the Bomb.com
OB Gizzle
Everyone back to their seats
OK, now let's get started

[Verse]
First name Jeff, last name Thomas
Acting more square than a motherfucking rhombus
Shittin on these bitches who be trying to step
That's how I be getting my science street rep
Dripping and dropping these rhymes all over the place
If you don't like em I'll shoot you in the face
Killed ten men before I was born
My father used to beat me with a serrated shoehorn
Nevertheless I am the best
Rhymes are so wet you'd think it's my science test
Got two kids but three of them hate me
Got a shit job so I speak monotone daily
To all the students out there, please stop talking
Or I'll raise my voice to sound like Stephen Hawking
Name is Mr. T
I don't work for Mr. Marshall, he works for me
Kick your ass faster than the speed of light
I could take any bitch in a fight
I am my own dad and yours
Maybe your mom shouldn't have open her legs like double doors
Demitri, what's the difference between a proton and a neutron?
"I'll suck you off, Dad"
Shut up Demitri, your dad is a dentist
I'm a science teacher, I ain't nothing to mess with
I could go on and on about horseshit
But first let's talk about your mom's failed abortion
Get shit on kid, I just wrecked your face
Why you crying like you got sprayed with mace
I got no tissues in my class, kids never be crying
Elemental, memorize it or you finna be dying
"Nice cock you got there"
Protons, neutrons, molecules and atoms
Beat these motherfuckers, teachers pay I stack em
Element 79, this is fucking gold
Subtract one getting platinum, million records sold
Bold with my ways and never getting old cause all I get is riches
That's enough for today, class is dismissed bitches
You can all go fuck yourselves

[Outro]
You either die the frenchiest fry or live long enough to see yourself become a meme lord