[Intro]
My name is Jeff
I wanna fucking die
Hey hey ho

[Hook: Fried Rice]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
If you wanna reach me, gotta get past my memes
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen

[Verse 1: Fried Rice]
Hey motherfucker, I'm living the dream
I created this new phase of the music scene
While every other rapper gets fuckin' beaned
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen, yeah
The dankest memer on this planet Earth
Even Jesus knows I'm a god, word, I got
High worth, my memes are blocked by no facade
My memes are the creamiest, yes I'm the memeiest

[Verse 2: Dave Dog]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I ain't Asian, I don't eat dogs or cats
But I got 100 bitches on the Snapchats
They ask, "Got anything for me to see?"
I say, "Hey you wanna see my memes?"
She says, "Oh yeah I'm already getting wet"
Now girl, show me them tits
And that's how I first sexually assaulted a woman

[Verse 3: Fried Rice]
Teriyaki, sushi, dish of that Fried Rice
Here we go again eatin' bitches out real nice
Sorry too easy had that written down, cuh
Why eat dinner at the dog pound cause
You can dine on some fresh memes
Steamy creamy screamy from the streamy
Manufactured in the memey machinery
Makes you start screaming, found daydreaming
I just want some memes
(Yo what the fuck man?)
Oh

[Hook: Fried Rice & Dave Dog]
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen
If you wanna reach me, gotta get past my memes
I have the dankest memes you have ever seen