[Verse 1: HPKritical & Shitzing]
Mmm, I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back

[Chorus: Both, HPKritical]
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace)

[Verse 2: HPKritical, Shitzing & Both]
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to ninety-nine
Happy birthday, Grimace, your shake is so delicious
Please, I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (Help!)
[Chorus: Both, HPKritical]
Happy birthday, Grimace! (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace)

[Outro: Both, HPKritical]
Happy birthday, Grimace (Agh!)