[Spoken Intro]
I've had your little message to the universe on loop!
I just love that part, where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days on this nowhere planet with a bunch of nobodies!

[Chorus]
That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends
That's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

[Verse 1]
What did she say about me? What did she say?
What did you do without me? What did you do?
Did you play games without me? What did you play?
Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?

[Chorus]
Oh, that's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

[Verse 2]
Who am I? Who am I? What are you even saying?
I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing
Let's play another game, this time, I've got to win
Lives on the line, winner takes all
Ready or not, let's begin, oh
[Chorus]
That's right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends
Oh, that's right, I heard the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other, other
Other, other friends