[Verse 1]
May I introduce you to
The world's most decorated zoo
For everything you wish was make-believe?
Oh, buddy, did you know
You could shake hands with a demon?
If you wanna take that dare, so be it
You could lose an arm or a leg, so easy here (So easy here)

[Pre-Chorus]
So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
It's only hypothetical

[Chorus]
Imagine all your nightmares
Contained in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accommodated
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our superstitious foundation

[Verse 2]
Medicine unlike any other (Any other)
Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker (For a sucker)
All that we display will never leave
But buddy, don't you know
We don't wanna let armageddon (Wanna let armageddon)
Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon? (A nuclear weapon)
We secure, contain, protect
So you don't live in fear
[Bridge]
Did I even mention
The monsters that preside?
Where do I begin? Where do I begin?
'Cause there is more than ninety-nine (More than ninety-nine)
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters
Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter
Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home
There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend
Hateful Star, Desert in a Can
And that isn't even half of it

[Pre-Chorus]
So let me give you a scenario
Don't you tell a soul
It's only hypothetical (It's only hypothetical)
Let me give you a scenario
But don't you go thinking it's real

[Chorus]
Imagine all your nightmares
Contained in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accommodated
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our superstitious foundation
[Outro]
Superstitious foundation
Superstitious foundation
(Superstitious, superstitious, superstitious foundation)