[Intro]
Yeah, you're just a little penguin
What can I say?
You ain't ever gonna fly
Nah (Noot-noot)

[Chorus]
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no

[Verse]
I'm just stating fact, you don't know just how to act
You will never be a real bird, it's unheard of
How do you even get the ladies? All you do is sit on babies
I'd rather pet a squirrel with rabies first then to be caught any place with you

[Pre-Chorus]
"Noot noot noot noot," all I hear outta you is
"Noot noot noot noot," all I hear outta you
Shut up! All I hear, all I hear is "Noot noot" outta you!
"Noot noot" outta you! (Noot-noot)
[Chorus]
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)
Penguin on the ice, you could never die
You could never fly, ayy? You will never fly, no-no (Noot-noot)

[Outro]
Ha! Ha! You call yourself a bird? (Noot, noot) (Noot, noot)
Get out of here!
Swim! Swim far away! (Noot, noot)
Ha! Ha! (Noot-noot)
Pengwings