[JOHN]
Your uncle died
You're feeling low
You've got to bury your mama
But you don't know where to go

Your papa needs
His final rest
You got, you got, you got
To give them the best

Well...

[SMALL ALISON & CHRISTIAN]
Come to the Fun Home!

[JOHN]
That's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby

[SMALL ALISON & CHRISTIAN]
The Bechdel Fun Home

[JOHN]
Next to Johnson's Department Store

[CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
In Beach Creek!
[SMALL ALISON & CHRISTIAN]
The Bechdel Fun Home

[JOHN]
We take dead bodies every day of the week
So...

[CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
You've got no reason to roam
Use the Bechdel Funeral Home!

What it is
What it is
Hoo hoo hoo

What it is
What it is
Now, baby[CHRISTIAN]
Sock it to me

Sock it to me

Sock it to me

Sock it to me
Baby! 
[JOHN]
Sock it to me

Sock it to me

Sock it to me
Sock it to me
Baby! [SMALL ALLISON]
Oooo
You caught me
​guys, You caught
​me, guys
Baby!

[CHRISTIAN (SMALL ALLISON & JOHN)]
Our caskets (Ooh!)
Are satin-lined (Ooh!)
And we got so many models
Guaranteed to blow your mind
You know our mourners

[CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
So satisfied

[CHRISTIAN]
They like, they like, they like...

[CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
Our formaldehyde!
Yeah!
Here at the Fun Home

[CHRISTIAN]
That's the Bechdel funeral Home, baby!

[SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
Come to the Fun Home

[SMALL ALISON]
We got Kleenex and your choice of psalm

[SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
Stop by the Fun Home!

[CHRISTIAN]
Think of Bechdel when you need to embalm

[CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
You've got no reason to roam
Use the Bechdel Funeral Home

What it is
What it is                          [CHRISTIAN]
                                            Ow!
Hoo, hoo, hoo

What it is
What it is
Hoo, hoo, hoo

[CHRISTIAN]
Tell 'em what we got
Tell 'em what we got, Tito
What else have we got?
What else have we got, you guys?

[SMALL ALISON]
Smelling salts for if you're queasy

[JOHN]
Folding chairs that open easy

[CHRISTIAN]
These are cool
You know what they are?
Flags with magnets for your car

[JOHN]
These are wires and they hold flowers

[SMALL ALISON]
Here's a sign for the names and the hours

[CHRISTIAN]
Stand right here when you sign the book

[JOHN]
This is called an aneurysm hook
En garde!

[CHRISTIAN, SMALL ALISON & JOHN]
Come to the Fun Home
Ample parking down the street
Here at the Fun Home
Body prep that can't be beat
You'll like the Fun Home
In our hearse there's a backwards seat
That's why we made up this poem
We're the Bechdel Funeral Home

What it is
What it is
Hoo, hoo, hoo

What it is
What it is
Now, baby

Hoo, hoo, hoo