[Shrek]
You know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life

[Donkey]
Oh, I got the perfect remedy for that!

[Shrek]
Donkey, please, I am begging you!

[Donkey]
Sing a song
Yes a travel song
When you gotta go somewhere
Cause the fun is getting there
Yeah. Oh what the heck, I must confess
I love a road trip!

Sing a song
Hit the trail
Forget the maps. Forget the guides
Before ya know it, you've made strides with me
And I know all I need - all along
Is a path and a pal - and a song
So I'm singin'
And I'm pallin' with you
See? Makes the time go by faster
[Shrek]
Why me?
Why me?

[Donkey, spoken]
This is nice

[Shrek]
Tell me what was my crime?

[Donkey]
We are strolling

[Shrek]
He's as chatty as a parrot
More annoying than a mime
[Donkey]
Hey, look, a cat who's wearing boots!
That's crazy!

[Shrek]
Why me?
Why me?
A simple answer would be fine

[Donkey, soken]
Mmm, this is good cardio
[Shrek]
Won't someone please
Send me a sign?

[Donkey, spoken]
Oh look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead!

What did I do to deserve this?
Honestly
This ass 'o mine is asinine
Why me?

[Donkey, spoken]
Oh man, what could be better than this?!

[Shrek]
Why me?
Why me?
A simple answer would be fine
Won't somebody please send me a sign?

[Donkey]
Sing a song!
Hit the road!
It's the way
To get around!
Before ya know it, you've
Gained ground with me!
[Shrek]
What did I do to deserve this?
Honestly

[Donkey]
And I know
All I need
All along is a path
And a pal
And a song

[Shrek]
This ass 'o mine
Is asinine
Why am I
So, I'm singin'
And I'm pallin'
With you

(spoken)
That'll do Donkey
That'll do