[Intro]
Y'all are the gayest fuckin' motherfuckers
In the whole underground, dawg
On my fucking life, dude
Spider Gang, y'all are just a bunch of white folk, dude
And I thought I was fuckin' white, dude (I will make your corpse dance)
Get the fuck out of here with your fuckin' stupid ass
Y'all know me, man, nothing even fuckin' happened
It's just they exist, and it just be pissin' me off
Uh, ayy

[Chorus]
I'm the biggest fuckin' asshole in the whole underground
Guess it's time to blow up
Runnin' 'round the same problems, said it's time to grow up
Beamy tryna throw up, these fuckers won't even show up
I'm in Oakland wit' XANAKIN SKYWOK, doin' donuts

[Verse]
Everybody actin mainey, I ain't paying for the train
I'm posted on John Daly
Yuh, Beamy take ya date to the place and I'm making babies
Yuh, there is no replacement, I'm smoking upon bay leaf
I ain't even vote, I wanna see us choke
Put me on the ballot, uh, we can all joke
We can all smoke 'long as everybody matchin'
Smokin' Fronto so it's lastin', huh, everybody passin', yuh
Heavies runnin' laps and they gaspin' and put it all on you
They can have it, keep showin' my name, watch the guap come through
And if they talkin' reckless all my shooters are gon' slide
I'on like the violence, but if you talkin' stupid you gon' die
[Chorus]
I'm the biggest fuckin' asshole in the whole underground
Guess it's time to blow up
Runnin' 'round the same problems, said it's time to grow up
Beamy tryna throw up, these fuckers won't even show up
I'm in Oakland wit' XANAKIN SKYWOK, doin' donuts

[Outro]
And, uh, if I ever said anything to you on the internet and it hurt your feelings
I am so, so sorry
Ah-hahaha, fuck
Yuh, yuh, yuh
Yuh
Like, dude, BRUHMANEGOD is the biggest fuckin' asshole in the whole entire fucking underground
Whole underground, he is probably the biggest fucking asshole
Asshole, asshole, asshole