[Verse 1]
We've got a cabinet full of clowns
With panhandle haircuts
You'll believe it when you see it for yourself
There's a lady in the lounge
Wearing technicolor makeup
Mixing drinks to make you think you're someone else

[Chorus]
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life

[Verse 2]
There's an eagle in the attic
With a semi-automatic
There's a couple getting frisky in the hall
A television in the kitchen
That'll feed your children static
When you're lonely, there's a number you can call

[Chorus]
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life
[Bridge]
Folks!
Pay no attention to those crooks behind the curtain
They will tell you your future is lovely and certain
They will sell you a dream for a dollar-ninety-nine
Oh, then make you repay it or call it a crime
Folks!
We are losing a war with the enemy within us
Ah, the greed that we feed will devour and kill us
But step on up, come on up
Step on up and come inside
'Cause you've got everything to prove
And there is nothing you can hide

[Chorus, Outro]
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life
You want that good life
We've got a shortcut
So come inside and have a look
You want that good life
We've got the hookup
So come inside, come inside
And get that good, good life