[Verse 1: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I'm a bit of an anomaly, an oddball marsupial monstrosity
I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
Have I become a problem? Huh, probably
Now that I'm on the run nobody's stoppin' me
I'm comin' for ya' Tawna, do you want a piece? (Oh)
Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy, and I'll knock your teeth out
Your mouth, as I jump on any box I see
Lookin' for sweet, anyone got a peach?
What about a Wumpa Fruit? Give 'em all to me!
Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete
When I crash this party, wee!
I'm leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
Gonna start by stomping on Papu Papu
Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall, woo!
Koala Kong, brah, I've come to rock you!
Say hello to my little friend
Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend
Yo Nitrus Brio, you'll meet your end
Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen!
Hop, on my hoverboard and fly
Hog, let me take you for a ride
Gone back and forth in time, and it has warped my mind
I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives
I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
'Cause I crash all night, crash all day
Crash by job, crash my name
[Chorus: JT Machinima]
I'm wound up like a, woo, woo, woo!
Ooda Booga!

[Verse 2: JT Machinima, Andrea Storm Kaden, Both,]
Cortex, I've never been a fan of you
So when I grab a crystal, and a gem or two
Remember that you ain't a man I'd ever 'em to
So don't forget who put the Crash in the Bandicoot (you!)
Met a couple loco komodos
Who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no-no
I'm quicker than a ninja, now you're in my dojo
Don't trust Cortex, I know Coco!
Brother, what would you ever do without me?
Girl power, represent it proudly
I'm a genius, equally sweet and mean
And I'm callin' out geeks with PhDs
You're gonna wanna squash beef with me
Or I'll light you guys up like TNT
Keep it down Coco, I really need to sleep!
You both look like a meal for me to eat!
Woah, easy Tiger, you don't wanna try me!
We'll tell everyone why they call you Tiny
Give me the crystals you've collected
Don't even get me started N. Gin!
I'll trigger that missile that you filled your head with!
And wreck your mech, bet that was expensive
A bandicoot ain't a pest to mess with
If I end up dead, I get sent to Heaven!
The best platformer, resurrected
But that doesn't mean we got one dimension
Get a jetpack strapped on your back
Even in zero grav, I'll drop your ass!
'Cause I crash all night, crash all day
Crash play nice, crash insane
Crash with pride, crash with shame
Now it's time to masquerade!
[Chorus: JT Machinima]
I'm wound up like a (woo!), tornado babe
Just cut me loose and (woo!), I'll go insane
Later I may take a snooze on the beach
But now's the time to move your booty
Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me!

[Verse 3: JT Machinima, Andrea Storm Kaden]
Damn you, Bandicoot
By the N on my forehead, I will put an end to you!
The end of me, you'll never get to see
I'll treat your friends to some entropy!
N. Tropy, you've met already?
That wasn't what I meant, just forget it, C
Your head is massive, but I bet it's empty
That N looks more like an L, you get me?
Found a vortex, warp in time
Now my brain is sort of fried
Gems and crystals, more to find
Hold it, those aren't yours, they're mine!
Uka-Uka, free at last!
Jeepers, that's a freaky mask!
Still, it's not as creepy as the ugly mug that Neo has
Taking a trip to a medieval past
Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that
Wish I was a greezer, 'cause I'm feeling fast
I'll run these streets, like I'm speeding past
Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog
Y'all better make like Sega, get lost
That goes for the plumber too!
Yo Nintendo, I got your number dude!
I'll never quit running my mouth
Just like with the competition, I'll be running 'em out
Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?
When I put you on ice, you should try stayin' retired
Dr. Cortex, that's your plan right?
After we kick your ass again, right?
Now your mask and I will clash!
Buckle up motherfucker, it's time to crash!
[Chorus: JT Machinima]
I'm wound up like a, (woo!), tornado babe
Just cut me loose and, (woo!), I'll go insane
Later I may take a snooze on the beach
But now's your time to move your booty
Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me