[Refrain: OR3O & CG5]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am, yes, I am

[Verse 1: CG5 & OR3O]
I can make FNaF songs, with Purple Man sing along
I can make originals that don't perform as critical
I can live on Babybel Cheese
And only on that? (Yes) So can a rat!

[Refrain: CG5 & OR3O]
Any note you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing any note higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
[Interlude: CG5]
Argh! How do you sing that high?
*dolphin sounds*

[Refrain: CG5 & OR3O]
Anything you can say, I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can

[Verse 2: CG5, OR3O, & DAGames]
I can make a meme look better than it seems
I can do it quicker, and get even sicker
I can take a whole fanbase!
Without bein' caught? (DAGames doesn't know)
That's what I thought... you crook! (*crying*)

[Refrain: CG5 & OR3O]
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
(Yes, I can) (No, you can't)
[Interlude: CG5 & OR3O]
Huh... Where are you keeping all that air?
In my head...

[Refrain: CG5 & OR3O]
Anything you can say, I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
(No, you can't, no, you can't, no, you can't, no, no, no, no, ah, ah!)
(Yes, I can, yes, I can!)

[Verse 3: CG5 & OR3O]
I can jump a hype train (I have a bigger brain)
I'm a trendsetter (But I can sing it better)
I can do most anything!
Can you find love? (No) Neither can I (*crying*)

[Refrain: CG5, OR3O, CG5 & OR3O]
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
(Yes, I can!) (No, you can't!)
*pants*
[Outro: DAGames]
Excuse me, I think I'm better than all of—
*groan*