[Intro]
Okay
Pear pear pear
Okay
[Verse 1 - DASHER]
Y-young dash boy
I am a goblin
Live in your basement
I'm causin' you problems
Steal all your jewels yes yes I be robbin'
I'm a rare boy yeah I know I'm not common
I’m on your stove
And I’m cookin’ up ramen
Pear, pear, pear
Might just go drink me some water
New new Mexico boy
It’s getting much hotter
Young dash boy I steal up your daughter
Writing up essays I should be an author
Come here son 'cause i am your father
Ou-out here ballin’ like i’m playing soccer
Dash boy
I'm a goblin I am a monster, ok ok
She she wanted me cause she thought I had dough
I don't like girls that got coke on their nose
They they are so crusty, look at her toes
Always at Goodwill yeah, look at my clothes
I I don’t got ice, but I still am so cold
[Verse 2 - PEARTREE]
Pear pear pear
Ya I made it
Peartree, the choppa as my house key
People be hatin' cause I be doing me, I'm only 15 (15)
And the boy Dasher be flexin' Thrasher
I be spending bands like a casher, casher
And if she a flip we know we have to pass her (pass her)
(Pear pear pear)
You're a nail, boy, and I'm a big hammer
You need to spell right
Need to learn your grammar
That boy need to learn how to spell
(Pear)
She be looking like a snack but she need a Tic Tac
Her breath smells like an ass crack
God damn that stinks
Pear, you need to slow down
You need to back track
Pear
Catch me in New Flexico
I keep it on the low, on the low
Pear